According to my calculations the problem doesn’t exist.

Unfortunately, my problems do exist.

Believe it or not, I have a lot of problems. No, not as terrible as you know, for instance, Justin Timberlake (although he spends most of his time with his girlfriend, Jessica Biel or whoever it is now). But I do have a lot of problems.

In fact, one of my most recent problems is trying to get my two friends to get together. This is absolutely difficult, as one of them likes the other, but the other one can’t stand them more than a friend. And I’m caught in the middle.

So you see how this is affecting my lunchtime -  the only free time I get in school.

Whatever. I have worse problems.

Meera